Nothing good ever came from the following...
She says, "Fine, whatever."Your doctor leaves a message saying, "The results of your biopsy came in. Ahh, I need you to call me as soon as possible."
You receive a call in the middle of the night from one of your parents. Heck, any call in the middle of the night is not good.
Your significant other says, "We need to talk."
Or, your significant other starts a conversation with, "Honey, you know I love you..."
You find a big, dark wet spot underneath your car.
Your teacher tells you the Principle wants to see you. (Sorry, that's a childhood nightmare that still haunts me.)
You receive an envelop in the mail from the IRS.
Flashing red and blue lights suddenly appear in your rear view mirror.
A geyser of water shoots out of the ground no where near any of your sprinkler heads.
Your friend insists this food cart vendor has the best sushi ever.
You realize there's no toilet paper just as your body is painfully trying to expel that sushi you ate about an hour ago.
Your usually moody teenage daughter is excited to see you and asks "how's your day?"
Your car engine suddenly makes a sickening, metal crunching sound and shimmies wildly as you're cruising down the highway.
You receive any kind of correspondence from your ex.
The cork from that REALLY expensive wine you've been holding onto for years disintegrates as you try to twist in the cork screw.
As you see a 350 lbs man board the plane you realize the only empty seat left is next to you.
You find a couple of nuts and bolts on the garage floor just as your kid rides off on the bike you just assembled.
The person who's about to cut your hair looks like they had their hair cut with a bowl and garden sheers.
An old friend pulls up to your house unannounced with every possession they have crammed into their car.
You come home after a long day only to discover your doggy door has been closed all day and you have three dogs who don't digest food very well.
After changing the oil to your lawn mower it suddenly blankets the entire back yard with thick, black smoke.
You receive a call from the fraud department of your credit card company.
You see your wife looking up horse properties and boarding facilities on the internet and you only have a dog.
The doctor who's about to perform your colonoscopy winks at you just before they put you under.
